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Indicates, " have a comment"

$0.02

Throwing in your two cents' worth.

<arching eyebrows>

Indicates the speaker arches eyebrows

<chuckle>

Indicates the speaker chuckles

<frown>

Indicates the speaker is frowning

<g>

Grin

<grin>

Indicates the speaker is grinning

<smile>

Indicates the one writing the message is smiling

<smirk>

Indicates the one writing the message is smirking

<wink>

Indicates the one writing the message is winking

501

An excuse that's full of holes.

Just Kidding

?

Indicates, "I have a question"

A-OLs

Administrators On-Line. Administrators who police on-line services.

AAMOF

As A Matter Of Fact

ADN

Any Day Now

AFAIC

As Far As I'm Concerned.

AFAIK

As Far As I Know

AFAIR

As Far As I Remember

AFJ

April Fool’s Joke

AFK

Away From the Keyboard

AISI

As I See It.

ANFAWFOS

And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor.

ANFSCD

And Now For Something Completely Different …

AS

Another Subject.

ASAP

As Soon As Possible

ATSL

Along The Same Line.

AWC

After While, Crocodile

AWGTHTGTATA

Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again?.

AWGTHTGTWTA?

Are We Going To Have To Go Through With This Again?

AYOR

At Your Own Risk.

B4N

Bye For Now

BAK

Back At Keyboard

BBFN

Bye Bye For Now

BBIAB

Be Back In A Bit.

BBIAF

Be Back In A Few (minutes)

BBL

Be Back Later

BBR

Burnt Beyond Repair.

BCNU

Be seein’ you

BEG

Big Evil Grin.

BF

Boy Friend.

BFN

Bye For Now.

BION

Believe it or not.

BOT

Back On Topic.

BRB

Be Right Back

BRS

Big Red Switch.

BTA

But Then Again

BTAIM

Be That As It May.

BTHOM

Beats The Hell Outta Me.

BTOBD

Be There Or Be Dead.

BTW

By The Way

BWL

Bursting With Laughter.

BWQ

Buzz Word Quotient.

BYE?

"Are you ready to say goodbye?" If so, the other person replies "BYE"

BYKT

But You Knew That

BYOB

Bring Your Own Bottle

BYOM

Bring Your Own Mac

C&G

Chuckle and Grin.

CADET

Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try.

CID

Crying In Disgrace.

CMIIW

Correct Me If I’m Wrong

CO

1. Conference. 2. Company.

CSG

Chuckle, Snicker, Grin.

CU

See You

CU2

See You, Too.

CUL

See you later

CUL8R

See You Later

CULA

See You Later, Alligator

CWYL

Chat With You Later.

CYA

1. See Ya. 2. Cover Your Ass.

CYAL8R

See You All Later.

DIIK

Darned If I Know.

DIKU?

Do I Know You?

DIY

Do It Yourself .

DK

Don’t Know

DLTBBB

Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite.

dotgov

A government official (from the .gov ending of government domain names).

DTRT

Do The Right Thing

DWIMC

Do What I Mean, Correctly.

DWIMNWIS

Do What I Mean, Not What I Say.

ESAD

Eat Sh** And Die

ETLA

Extended Three Letter Acronym.

F2F

Face To Face

FCFS

First Come, First Served

FISH

First In, Still Here.

FITB

Fill In The Blank

FOAD

F*** off and die

FOAF

Friend Of A Friend

FS

For Sale

FTASB

Faster Than A Speeding Bullet.

FTF

Face to Face.

FTL

Faster Than Light.

FUBAR

Fouled Up Beyond All Repair

FUBB

Fouled Up Beyond Belief.

FUD

Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt

FURTB

Full Up Ready To Burst - describing hard drive.

FWIW

For What It’s Worth

FYA

For Your Amusement

FYI

For Your Information

GA

Go Ahead

GAL

Get A Life

GD&R

Grinning, Ducking and Running

GD&RF

Grinning, Ducking, and Running Fast.

GD&WVVF

Grinning, Ducking, and Walking Very, Very Fast

GDW

Grin, Duck and Weave.

GF

Girl Friend.

GFN

Gone For Now.

GFR

Grim File Reaper.

GIWIST

Gee, I Wish I’d Said That

GLGH

Good Luck and Good Hunting.

GMTA

Great Minds Think Alike

GOWI

Get On With It.

GTSY

Great To See You.

H&K

Hugs and Kisses.

HAK

Hugs And Kisses.